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Famous last words :
1. I think it said "Connect the brown wire to the -ve terminal"
2. Just throw me that meat cleaver, will you?
3. Pick up those empty lager cans, you lout!
4. No, darling, I'm sure they drive on the left over in France.
5. Happy Ides of March.
6. Actually, there's a knack to opening these supersonic aeroplane windows
7. You're sure this firework's dead?
8. I rather fancy this cheese with the green mould on it
9. You will take a cheque won't you, cabby?
10. Come outside and say that, Tyson
11. Patchy fog? On this road? Don't make me lau
12. What does a cannonball look like again, Bernard?
13. Of courshe I'm fit to drive!
14. Who's a coochy-woochy little lion then?
15. It says "ACHTUNG! MINEFIELD!". That's german for "Welcome to Munich", isn't
it?
16. Darling, fiddle with the radio, will you?
17. See a doctor? Why?
18. That's strange, you don't normally see many american planes over Hiroshima,
do you?
19. Whoops! Did I spill you scotch, McTavish?
20. These nuclear plants look lovely when they begin to glow like that, don't
they?
21. Good lord! It's not often that a black cat causes you to break a mirror by
crossing your path while you are walking under a ladder on Friday the 13th,
is it?
22. Humpty Dumpty may sound like the name of a plonker, but I know a safe wall
when I see one
23. The trick with a charging rhino is to stand still...
24. Two front berths on the Titanic, please
25. What do you mean, you're not supposed to pull the pin out?
26. Give this juggernaut driver the V sign while we're overtaking him, darling
27. Well, folks. Here we are on board the world's largest hydrogen airship.
This calls for a celebration... anyone got a light?
28. Coo-er! Wait until I tell the missus I crashed into a car with a MAF-1
number plate.
29. Pass me a hanky; I'm going to wipe the foam from that dog's mouth
30. So, this is Beirut.
"So YOU are from the MAFIA, eh? HAHAHAHAHAAAA!"
Last words received from the "Challenger" before the explosion:
"Ok, let's hand the steering over to the woman!"
"Come on, Pluto, you don't bite - do you?"
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