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A man and his new wife are having their honeymoon at a nice northern
fishing lodge.
The best man and his wife are good friends with the new bride and groom
and decide they'll go up there in a few days to party with the newlyweds.
They arrive at the lodge early in the morning.
As they're unpacking their stuff, the best man sees a boat out in the
early morning fog of the lake. Looking closer, he realizes that it's the
new groom out there fishing!
He calls him over to shore and the rows in.
Best Man: "Hey man, you just got married, why are you fishing? You should
be in bed fucking your wife!"
Nu Hubby: "I can't man, she's got gonorrhea."
BM: "Well then get her to give you a blow job."
NH: "I can't, she's got pyorrhea."
BM: "Well then fuck her up the ass man!"
NH: "I can't , she's got diarrhea."
BM: "Gonorrhea, pyorrhea, and diarrhea? Fuck why'd you marry the bitch?"
Groom: (raising his fishing rod)
"Because she's got worms, and I LOVE FISHING!"
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