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HAZARDOUS MATERIAL BULLETIN
MATERIAL DATA SHEET
WOMAN "A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS"
ELEMENT - WOMAN
SYMBOL - Wo
DISCOVERER - ADAM
ATOMIC MASS - ACCEPTED AT 53.6 Kg BUT
MAY VARY FROM 40-250Kg
OCCURENCE - COPIOUS QUANTITIES IN
ALL URBAN AREAS.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES.
1. Surface usually covered with painted film.
2. Boils at nothing,freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES.
1. Has great affinity to Gold,Silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantity of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids,but activity increases greatly by saturation in
alcohol.
5. Most powerfull money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES.
1. Very ornamental,especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a freat aid to relaxation.
3. Very efficient cleaning agent.
TESTS.
1. Pure specimens turn rosy pink when doscovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed next to a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARDS.
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one,though several can be maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact
with each other.
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