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You may have heard this before and I can't tell
it too well, but maybe you can - here goes:
Three Falklands heroes - a soldier, a sailor and a
guerkha (sic?) - come back to Portsmouth after the war.
They've done a great job for 'Queen and Country' and
Margaret Thatcher decides to give them all a special present.
Basically, she decides that she will give them a thousand
pounds for every inch between two locations on their body.
The soldier, after thinking for a second or ninety, decides
on his chest: an extraordinary 56 inches means 56 thousand
pounds. The sailor choses his inside leg - an incredible
56 inches!
The guerkha's turn comes and Thatcher feels sorry for him: he ain't
wide, fat or long. Still the 'lady is not for turning' and she
refuses to change the rules. After thinking for a while,
the guerkha names the two parts of his body: "From the tip
of my penis to the base of my balls, mam." Thatcher recoils
at this point, but Thatcher's word is her bond. She unties his
flies, promptly finds the tip of his dick and scouts around
for his balls: the task is beyond her; nowhere to be seen.
She asks 'where exactly are you balls?"
The guerkha replies 'on a barbed wire fence outside Goose Green.'
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