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A man walks into an establishment to order some dinner. The waiter
brings him a bowl of soup. The man notices that the waiter has his thumb
submerged in the soup before he puts it on the table. The man didn't
think much about it, but wondered a bit why. After he finished his soup,
the waiter brings him a dinner plate. The man once again notices that the
waiter had his thumb stuck in his food, this time in the mashed potatoes.
The man went about eating his food, but still couldn't figure out why the
waiter would do such a thing. After the the man finished dinner, the
waiter brought him some coffee, once again with his thumb stuck in the
cup. the man drinks his coffee, and when the waiter comes back to the
table, the man confronts him. He asked the waiter,"Why do you keep
putting your thumb in my food?" The waiter replied," My doctor
recommended that I keep my thumb warm at all time because of a pending
medical condition." The man lashed out at the waiter,"If you need to keep
you thumb warm, why don't you try putting it up you ass?" The waiter
replied, "Oh I did that, while I was waiting for your coffee."
Just picture the man spitting his coffee all over the table... :)
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