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There is a big European Community function, and all the diplomats are
standing around having a drink. As an Englishman takes his glass, he notices
that his French compatriot has a fly in his drink. In the spirit of learning
each other's languages, he says:
"I say old chap, I believe I see 'un mouche' in your drink."
The Frenchman looks at his glass, and then replies:
"Actually, monsieur, it is `une mouche'".
"I say!" says the Englishman, "you French have got damn good eyesight!"
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