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A man goes to the patents office
"Yes, can I help you" said the clerk
"Taste this" said the man handing over an apple
The clerk bit into the apple "very nice" he said "tastes of peaches"
"turn it round, turn it round" says the man
"oh yes, tastes of ice cream"
The man hands him another apple and the clerk takes a bite
"Bloody hell, it's roast beef isn't it"
"turn it round, turn it round" said the man
"yorkshire pudding" said the clerk biting into the other side.
The man offered another apple
"look" said the clerk "this is all very nice, but if you want to market
this product you could really do with an apple that tastes like a womans
cunt. That would really sell"
The man goes away and returns a few weeks later in a ferver of excitement
"Taste this" he says to the clerk whilst handing him an apple
The clerk bit into the apple "FUCK ME !" he shouted, spitting out the
apple "it tastes of shit"
"Turn it round, turn it round" said the man
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