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A SHORT GUIDE TO COMPARATIVE RELIGION
TAOISM----------------If the Fu shits -- wear it.
CONFUCIANISM----------Confucius say, "Shit happens".
ISLAMISM--------------If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
UNITARINISM ----------People everywhere have discovered shit.
BUDDHISM--------------If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
ROMAN CATHOLICISM-----Shit happens because you are bad.
CALVINISM-------------Shit happens because you don't work hard enough
JUDAISM---------------Why does this shit always happen to us?
LUTHERANISM-----------If shit happens, have faith and it will stop
PRESYBTERIANISM-------If shit has to happen, let it happen to someone else.
ZEN-------------------What is shit?
JESUITISM-------------If shit happens and nobody hears it, does it make a
sound?
CHRISTIAN
SCIENCE----------------If shit happens, don't worry, it will go away on
its own.
HEDONISM---------------When shit happens, enjoy it.
7th DAY ADVENTISM------Shit happens every day but Saturday.
HARE KRISHNA-----------Shit happens, Shit happens, Krisna Krinsa Hari
Hari
RASTAFARIANISM---------Let's smoke this shit.
HINDUISM---------------This shit happened before.
MORMONISM--------------This shit happened before and it's going to happen
again.
ATHEISM----------------Shit doesn't happen.
AGNOSTICISM------------Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
STOICISM---------------So shit happens. Big Deal. I can take it.
ARICA (SM)-------------Holy Shit! (TM)
4th WAY----------------See Stoicism
MAMMONISM--------------Accept no subsitute!
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