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There was a rabbi, a priest, and a black minister all on a pilgrimage to
Jerusalem. They are walking through the desert when night fall came.
They had to find shelter, so they asked a Shepheard if the could stay at
his place. He said sure, but one would have to sleep in the barn since
there was not much room in the house. The priest said, "Hey no problem.
Jesus was born in a barn, I have no problem sleeping there." So he went
to the barn, and the other two went into the house. Two hours later,
there was a knock at the door of the house.
It was the priest. He said that a camel had made some noise and
woke him up and that he hates camels, thinks they smell, and that there
was no way he was gonna sleep in the barn with a camel. The rabbi said,
"No problem. I love nature. I will sleep in the barn. YOu two stay in
the house." So he went to the barn and the others went to sleep in the
house. Two hours later, there was a knock at the door of the house.
It was the rabbi. Aparently there was a pig in the barn, andsince
the meat was not kosher, he refused to be near it. He said he wasn't
gonna sleep in the barn any longer. They both looked at the black
minister. He said, "No problem. I'll sleep the rest of the night in the
barn. You two stay here." so he went off to sleep in the barn. Two
hours later, there was a knock at the door of the house.
It was the camel and the pig.
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