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Husband comes home. Wife asks him to fix the broken switch of the kitchen
lamp. 'Am I an electrician? , he asks, flips on the TV and fetches a beer
from the fridge.
Next day:
Husband comes home. Wife asks him if he would please look after the living
room table, a leg has become loose. 'Am I a carpenter?, he asks, flips on
the TV and fetches a beer from the fridge.
Next day.
Husband comes home. Wife smiles. Switch and table are fixed. 'How this?,
the husband asks.
Well, our neighbour dopped in. I asked him, he said he would fix it, if I
either let him f*** me or prepare a good meal for him.
And what did you cook?
- Am I a cook?
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