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Man: "Doctor, can you help me, my dick is 2 meters long!"
Doc: "And?"
Man: "My wife isn't very happy with that size."
Doc: "I can imagine... What do you want me to do? Shall I take off a... let's
say... 1.80 meter, so you will have a 20 centimeter dick?"
Man: "20? Yes, that will be fine, as long as it isn't this size!"
So the operation goes ahead and after a few weeks the man returns to the
doctor.
Doc: "And?"
Man: "Thank you! Me and my wife are very glad about our sex-life now!"
Doc: "I'm happy to hear that!"
Man: "But, I've got a question: What have you done with the remaining 1.80 meter?"
Doc: "We put 2 ears on it and called it the joke to>!"
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