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An englishman, scotsman and irishman are all going to be executed by firing
suqad.
The englishman is put in front and asked if he has any lasts words.
"Yes" he says "TORNADO!!!"
And as everyone runs around screaming, he makes his escape.
The scotsman is then put in front and asked if he has any lasts words.
"Och, aye" he says "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
And as eveyone is running around screaming, he makes his escape.
Lastly the irishman is put in front and asked if he has any last words.
"To be sure" he says "FIRE!!!"
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