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So here is another "Non offensive and vaguely funny joke!"...
An American, a Scot and a Jew are sitting at this very expensive
restaurant, eating dinner.
The spirits are high and naturally they eat and drink a lot.
But when they have finally finished and the waiter gives them the bill they
all see how big it is and they become *very* quiet...
For 15 minutes they don't say a word - they just sit and stare at eachother.
Finally, the Scot says: "Allright, I'll pay."
Next morning the headlines in the paper said: "Jewish ventriloquist brutally
murdered!"
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