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Thi sburglar is breaking into some house at night. Sneaking around he suddenly
hears: "Jesus is watching you!". The burglar is shocked, ducks down, remains
silent for a while, but nothing happens. After a minute or so he decides to
continue his search for the jewelery, so he gets up again. Again he hears, but
a little louder and more like a warning: "Jesus is still watching you!". "Good
heavens!" he thinks, "What's going on here?". He still doesn't dare to use
his torch though. Silently he strafes backward and again -and really loud
this time-: "Jesus is *really* watching you!". Ok, this guy is almost getting
a heart attack and switches on his Maglite. After a little looking around he
detects this parrot.
B: "A parrot?"
P: "Yes, that's me!"
B: "You can talk pretty well"
P: "Yes, I'm already 50 years of age"
B: "Phew that's not bad! You live here?"
P: "Yep!"
B: "Gosh I really thought something weird was going on here! What's your name?"
P: "Henry"
B: "Henry? That's a weird name for a parrot?"
P: "Not as weird as 'Jesus' for a rottweiler!"
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