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A priest was walking down the street when he noticed a small boy on the
sidewalk with a bottle of clear liquid. The boy would shake the bottle
and look at it. The priest asked "What you got there sonny?" To which
the boy replied, "Terpentine..the most powerful liquid in the world!"
"No..I have to disagree with you." the priest said "I have the most
powerful liquid in the world." And the priest pulled out a vile of Holy
Water. "This is more powerful than your terpentine" said the priest "You
can put two drops of this on a pregnant woman's belly and she'll pass a
little boy." The little fellow replied "Shit, that ain't nothing..you
can put two drops of this on a cats ass and it'll pass a motorcycle!"
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