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Upon reaching his 21st birthday, an illiterate truck driver was given a
most pleasing birthday gift by his fellow inbred drivers. They told the
birthday boy that they had went to the whorehouse and paid for anything
that he wanted. So the stupid bastard drove down to the whorehouse and
went inside, whereupon the madam greeted him and had her girls line up
to be picked over. "Take any one you want..it's all paid for." said the
madam. So the driver picked out a lovely red head.
When the driver and the red head got into the room, the whore told him
he could have anything he wanted, because it was all paid for. The poor
goof didn't know what to say. So the whore said again "What do you want?
You want a French job, Around the World, a 69 or what?" The driver said
he didn't know one from another, but the 69 sounded like fun.
They took off their clothes and proceeded to do the nasty chomp. After a
few minutes, the whore felt a terrible gas pain and couldn't hold it ,
so she eased it out under the poor mutherfuckers nose. "How do you like
it so far?" said the hooker. "Oh, it great!!" replied the driver. After
a few minutes another gas pain hit the whore, and she "eased" another
bomb into his nostrils. Afterwhich she asked again "How do you like it
so far?" The driver replied "Lady, I want you to know that what you are
doing to me feels so good..I ain't never had anything feel this good,
but I swear to God Almighty, I don't believe I can take 67 more of them
son-of-a-bitches!!"
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