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Difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits...
...between a rooster and a lawyer?
One clucks defiance...
...between Jane Fonda and the Panama Canal?
One is a busy ditch...
...between a band of pygmies and a women's track team?
One is a bunch of cunning runts...
...between a pun and a barnyard breeze?
One is an unexpected shaft of wit...
....between Jimmy Swaggart and a pickpocket?
One snatches watches...
...between Evil Kenevil and the Rockettes?
One show is filled with cunning stunts....
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