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Comrade Yeltsin was visiting BC in Washington and was quite impressed by the
glamour and size of everything. So when he asked Clinton to visit him, he
promised to show how things are done in the Russia.
The arranged day arrived, and Clinton got a very, very impressive welcoming
ceremony. Everything was just huge and glamorous - but didn't quite outbeat
the American style. And Yeltsin noticed this.
By the end of the day, on cocktail parties, BC said to Yeltsin:
"Excuse me, but where's the bathroom? I got to pee."
Yeltsin smiled and said: "I'll show you. Follow me." So they went out of the
building, entered a limousine and drove a couple of blocks away to a huge
palace-like mansion with gold decorations and marmor pillars and everything.
"Wow", said Clinton. Yeltsin urged him to follow. They walked along a red mat
inside to a giant hall with velvet cushions and a decorated fountain in the
middle. Without hesitation Yeltsin pissed on the mat, washed his hands in the
fountain and dryed them on the cushions. Bedazzled, Clinton did the same.
"Now what we do?" ask BC still a little bit out of his head.
"We run. This is the Chinese embassy", answered Yeltsin.
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