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So two clochards walk through a rich part of a city and they are so very
hungry that they decide to ring at a house to ask for a piece of bread. A
baroness opens the door and one man asks: "Please madam, a crust of old
bread, we're very hungry". The baroness is touched, but she just threw all
the old bread away and the garbage man had just passed. So she thinks and
then she offers them soup and bread if they chop some wood in the
backyard. Done as said and while they're chopping wood, the baroness gets
a phone call that the acrobat for the party tonight is ill. On that very
moment she glances out of the window and sees one of the men making a
triple loop with turn. She goes outside and the man keeps doing acrobatic
tricks so she ask the other man: "If you guys perform this tonight I will
give you $294,12. So the man shouts to his mate: "Hey Jaap, she offers
$294,12 if you chop off your other little finger tonight!".




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