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It seems that one day Jesus and an Old Man were playing golf. Jesus got
to the first tee, took out his #1 wood and drove the ball 550 yards. It
landed on the green within 6 inches of the cup.
The Old Man walked up to the tee, took his sand wedge, and hit a slice
about 35 yards. As it was flying towards the trees which were
out-of-bounds an eagle swooped down and caught the ball in mid-air. The
eagle flew towards the pin and dropped the ball into a sand trap. A
gopher ran into the sand trap and picked up the ball with his teeth and
ran towards the pin. As the gopher reached the pin a whirlwind landed on
the green and pulled the flag into the air. The startled gopher dropped
the ball and it rolled into the cup for a hole in one.
Jesus looked at the Old Man and said, "Nice shot, Dad!"
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