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Drummer goes into a shop and says :
"Look, I'm fed up with being a drummer. I get loads of stick, I've got
the heaviest, bulkiest gear, which no-one evr helps me carry, and I have
to sit at the back while the others get all the girls and the glory ".
"I want your most expensive Fender Strat, preferably a vintage model, a
Les Paul custom, vintage again, a marshall stack...no...two, for
stereo...erm...a rack of effects...a silver scratch plate for the
strat...100 feet of cable...no...a wireless system and a few hundred
signature pics ".
"Is that it ?", says the guy behind the counter.
"Uh-huh", says the drummer.
So the guy behind the counter says,
"Well, I'd like to help you, mate, but this a is a florists ".
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