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God calls Clinton, Yeltsin, and Bill Gates to a meeting and tells them
he's going to destroy the world on Monday.
Clinton returns to the White House and gathers the top people of
his nation around him and says, I have good news and bad news. The
good news is that God exists; the bad news is that he's going to destroy
the world on Monday.
Yeltsin returns to the Kremlin and gathers the top people of
his nation around him and says, I have bad news and worse news. The
bad news is that God exists; the worse news is that he's going to destroy
the world on Monday.
Gates returns to Microsoft and gathers the top people of his company
around him and says, I have good news and great news. The good news
is that God thinks I'm one of the three most important people in the
world; the great news is that OS/2 stops shipping Monday.
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