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A UN-soldier in Israel dies and walks right up to heaven. At the Pearly Gates
St.Peter shouts: "Stooooooop! Quo vadis?"
UN-Soldier: "eh, I'm going in."
St.Peter: "What good have you done in your life that recommands you to get
in there?"
UN-Soldier (thinking hard): "eeeeeeeh .... aaaaaaar ... I was a brave man."
St.Peter: "Oh yeah? And what have you done?"
UN-Soldier (proudly): "Well, once I saw five israeli soldiers beating a small
palestinian boy, I ran over to them and kicked one of
the soldiers in his backside."
St.Peter: "Well done my son, well done. And when was that?"
UN-Soldier (looking at his watch): "About fourty seconds ago."
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