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Q: How do you fit 6 Pakis in a mini ?
A: 2 at the front, 3 at the back, 1 in the exhaust pipe so that
the car sounds like "PUTT..PUTT..PUTTTT. PUTT...." when it moves...
Q: How do you fit 88 Jews in a mini?
A: 2 at the front, 2 at the back and 84 in the ashtray!...
Q: What does a barcode represent?
A: Portrait of an Ethiopian family...
Q: What is the difference between a Paki and a bucket of Shit?
A: a bucket...
Q: Why do Indians have red spot in their foreheads?
A: Because the government keeps on
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