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There was an inquire about golf-jokes, so I'll give it
a try... (My English sucks)
Once upon the time, there was Ex-pro golfer who wated to
get back on the top. He practised every single day, but
there was not improvement on his skills. One day he stroke
his ball to dense bush. Well, he found it, but in the bush
was also little midget, whom said "I'm a golf-fairy, and
I give you three wishes because you striked at MY bush."
Our golfer was ever-happy.. he wished he was better in
golf and little guy said "Now every single strike will
find it's way to hole". Next golfer asked for better
wife, and fairy said : "At your home is a beautiful woman
waiting for you". Third man wished for money (of course)
And guy said "You'll find 2000000$ on your bank account".
Ever grateful our golfer wanted to give something back
to fairy. Well, fairy said "I would be gratful if I
could fu*k you a little..." Golfer tought "Horrible, but
I think career, wife and money is worth it". Fairy did
what he did, and while closing his belt he said "So old
man, and still believes in faeries"... gross...
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