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A lone traveller is lost in the hills (for arguments sake, we'll say the Alps).
He has been wandering for days and is delirious with thrist and hunger. As he
comes over a rise he sees a monestary and cries with joy, he's saved.
He knocks on the monestary door and a monk looks out. On seeing the man the
monk quickly brings him in and fetches the abbot. When the abbot sees the man,
he has a room prepared and arranges for food.
As the man recovers, every night he hears stange sounds coming from below the
monestary. Since he has been there a few weeks, he plucks up the courage to
ask the abbot.
"Ah," says the abbot "that is the secret of this place. But it can never be
revealed to one who is not a monk"
A few days later the man is well enough to leave and he thanks his new friends.
It was about five years later when the traveller returned. He sees the abbot
and says "As you can see, I too am now a monk. SO, what is the secret beneath
this place?"
And do you know what the monk said?
Well, I can't tell you, you're not a monk.
Reall, Really sick joke follows, I mean it is REALLY sick. You have been
warned.
A little boy sees his naked father and points to his dads willy. "What's that
daddy?"
"Erm, that's my Rolls Royce, son"
Then the little boy sees his naked mother and points to her fanny "What's that
mummy?"
"Erm, that's my car park, son"
Later, the little boy is in bed with his mother, and his father walks in.
"Better go to bed son, I want to park my Rolls Royce in your mother's car park"
"Too late, daddy" Says the little boy "I've already parked my mini!"
(You were warned!)
And the best joke of all, my sig! (it's that sad!)
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