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There's a guy that has an important dinner among important
personalities in an old lady's house. In the middle of the dinner,
when everybody is sitting around the table, he feels *badly* he have to
go to the bathroom, but he has no heart to ask for it to the old lady.
He can't resist and farts a bit, making a loud noise. Everyone stares
at him, and the old lady says "Fido...!". At this the guy notices that
there's a little dog under his chair and he thinks "Oh wow, the lady
thinks it's Fido, I can fart again!". And so he does. And the lady
"Fido! Go out!". The dog doesn't move from that place and the guy
thinks again "Thank you Fido..." and farts one more time.
This time the lady stands up and says "Fido, go out, unless you want
this guy shits upon you!"
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